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Doctor, I’ve a cadaverous situation on my hard drive… All my documents are gone. Can you help?
Fuck NO! An ignoramus such as yourself should learn to back their files up.
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Sure thing! And on a periodic footing, yet arrive elongated and pointy at both ends.
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Not sure! Breaking a phone out of boob sounds less painful than ring barking your old fella on Robbie the Robot.
Doctor, I was playing around with the keys from my keyboard and now I can’t remember what order they go in…
WTF! If clues were shoes, you’d go barefoot.