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A mother complained to me about her daughter’s strange eating habits whilst Laying in bed ensconced with Facebook.

All day long she sits at that screen and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her

My retort became apparent to me, “she will rise and shine.”

Advice was provided free of charge

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Doctor, I’ve a cadaverous situation on my hard drive… All my documents are gone. Can you help?

Fuck NO! An ignoramus such as yourself should learn to back their files up.

Doctor, do you locum for those discomforting among hysteria?

Sure thing! I am well equipped with ear plugs and the appropriate tooling techniques.

Doctor, can men commit childbirth?

Sure thing! And on a periodic footing, yet arrive elongated and pointy at both ends.

Doctor, what’s the difference between Jailbreaking an iPhone and Rooting an Android?

Not sure! Breaking a phone out of boob sounds less painful than ring barking your old fella on Robbie the Robot.

Doctor, I was playing around with the keys from my keyboard and now I can’t remember what order they go in…

WTF! If clues were shoes, you’d go barefoot.