Musician Humour
A 'C', an E-flat, and a 'G' go into a bar. The bartender says: "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
Preparing for surgery
Before surgery he’d taken the drug to blunt SAS, nausea, but the muted purring of the deck sting his palm as he made his way down Shiga from the sushi stall..
